Thursday, April 5, 2012

My (fried) pregnancy brains

My fried brains are back again.
I've been super forgetful / clumsy/ tired x 1000 lately.
The other time, my supervisor SMSed me a reminder to attend a lecture. I kept the SMS in my hp the entire time but when the day came for me to attend the lecture, I actually missed the date and "attended" it one day late!!

And just this evening, I was in the shower and pressed a good glob of facial cleanser in my hand (I usually wash my face 1st) but I really don't know WHAT went into my mind, I ended up washing my vagina instead. (!!!??!)
I don't even know how that happened.

Maybe it was because Adam wouldn't leave me alone in the shower. Everytime I have to use the bathroom, he says Ok he will play on his own but thus far I've yet to use the loo without him knocking on my door 2 minutes later and asking me something.
This evening was no different. We were alone at home because Andy had to work late.

Me: I'm going to take a shower now so can you play by yourself first and I'll join you in 5min?
Adam: Ok mummy. I'm waiting in the Play Room.
*I scoot off to take a quick shower*
2 minutes later.... *Knock knock*
Me: (&%^&$#$. I had JUST pressed some facial cleanser onto my palm & turned on the shower) What is it???
Adam: Mummy what are you doing???
Me: I'm going to take a shower!
Adam: Ok mummy. Remember to close your eyes if not you will be "meh meh" (Hokkien for blind. I always tell him to close his eyes when I rinse off shampoo).
*Right this moment, I began washing my pubes with my facial foam!*

Oh gosh. Lucky it was only facial foam instead of toothpaste/toothbrush.

Anyway, after my shower I joined him in his playroom as promised, and he played Doctor on my bump.
I asked if the baby is talking to him, he said Yes. So what did the baby say? I asked.
He quickly replied that the baby wants to eat raisins.

My son can be so random.

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